made for my best friend, hannah
Shrek came out 13 years ago
I didn’t know shrek was gay
People get close to me, they get killed or worse. You know, I tell myself that I help more people than I hurt and I tell myself that I’m doing it all for the right reasons and I believe that but-
hey pull my finger
see you in court asshole
dean winchester ○ 1/4 arcsbut there was something about being there… it felt pure.
do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”
The female Dragonborn walks into the Ragged Flagon for the start of a fanfiction that has been done hundreds of times. Brynjolf looks up from his mead.
"Dat lass," he whispers.
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious