*bear in scrubs walks into waiting room*”Sorry to be the bear-er of bad news but I’m a bear and your son died cause bears can’t do surgery”— Joe (@lazy_joe_)
Oh my sweet potato, I seriously don’t know how I feel about this.
Tinkered around with pokemon fusion for a bit; so far my favorites are meowode, dewchu and venufetchd.
did you ever look at your url and go
this is a nice url
this url completes me
wait, I’m sorry, so at one point you, crackofsatansass, looked at your url and went, “you know, this url makes me feel whole. I really am Satan’s ass crack, and the acknowledgement of that completes me”?
So I decided to try out pokemon fusion…
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
I can see it now
the staff of yahoo look out across the city from the top floor
a marching mass of bloggers can be seen with torches and pitchforks on the horizon
every speaker in the city is hacked and this song is blaring
all of tumblrs users from the fandom bloggers to the hipsters to the porn bloggers and everything in between are prepped for war
yahoo tries in vain to prepare themselves for the coming attack
the bloggers surround the building waiting for john greens signal to attack
you here a voice scream “FOR TUMBLR” millions of voices repeat and charge
the battle lasts all of 5 hours the building lay in rubble
the bloggers disperse, the last to leave turns around and whispers “fuck nah bitch”
tumblr is safe
for my sister and my dad.
for all the times we had dinner and only spoke in Gollum voice.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
I just realized, that the dramatic moment of this gif…
Not Misha’s face.
Not shaky camera man’s hand
But FALLEN CHAIR. Guys, it was so intense the chair didn’t make it.
R.I.P Chair, we all feel you, Chair.